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12.06.2025 10:57

Then came..
Another attempt resulted in ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Where's the Civil War everyone on the left said would happen?
Nuts and Butts
Still no good
Everyone loved it.
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Loons and Moons
Minds and Behinds
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Do Americans realize how much goodwill and credibility they've lost in the past two weeks?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Freaks and Cheeks
What do dreams about dead people mean?
No way
So they tried
Unacceptable again!
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Why do so many autistic adults deal with self-hatred?
Thumbs down again.
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Still no good.
How are max different from medical and minimum security prisons?
Hysterias & Posteriors
No, not a chance
Just Forget it!
Next, they tried...
They put up a sign reading
No go.